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Technically this word is a mishmash of latin and greek:

Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge

and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)

Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.

Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:

Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Ron: I just made up a word for my rip-off religion, it's "Scientology" from the ancient words for knowledge and study.

Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...

Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???

Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?

Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
by The Grinstead Courier December 14, 2005
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1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
by Eric August 14, 2006
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people who try to either get your money or make you become very depressed, because thier personality tests always say that you are already manically depressed.
The world would be a better place without scientology.
by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003
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A Satanic cult that makes you fat.
by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005
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Proof that people will believe anything you throw at them.
Mike's belief in Scientology is evidence that, no matter what BS you come up with, somebody in the world will believe it.
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A cryptic and laughable sect, dressed as a religion (for tax purpose) that now advertise on Urban Dictionary (shame on you).
Dude A : Man, did you see those Scientology banners on UD?
Dude B : Yep ! BustedTees may have some lame t-shirts, but at least, the chicks are hot...
by EvilNoodle May 13, 2008
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Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.
Scientology. Pulp science fiction's answer to the Mormon Church.
by Fearman November 04, 2007
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