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A less popular copy of Christianity. Similar principle, but less public appeal.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, you know what I just realised?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.
by Willdood December 31, 2009
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The phenomenon in which Anonymous kills a fad faster, based on it's popularity.
Man#1: Dude... Getonmyhorse.com got hit by Anonymous.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.
by Conspicuous-Ninja November 29, 2010
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scientology is fucking stupid
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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scientology = bullshit
by scientology_is_bull_shit1 June 04, 2016
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So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.
HAHAHAHA this is EatMyDiction1's story about Scientology, said in his video "The Scientology Fee GMod Murder" at 3:45 EatMyDiction funny scientology
by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY December 29, 2015
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Scientology was founded in 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard, an American science fiction writer and author of the best-selling book "Dianetics" (1950), which launched a popular self-enhancement movement out of which the Church of Scientology emerged.
The name Scientology means "knowing how to know," and it maintains that it "constitutes man's first real application of scientific methodology to spiritual questions." Scientology asserts it is not merely a belief system but a mode of action, and it has a complicated vocabulary of its own. Its basic postulate is that experience, in this or in previous lives, is recorded in the brain as a series of "engrams." These engrams are revived and reinforced by recurring similar situations and always cause inappropriate and self-defeating behavior. One's goal of Scientology is to "process" or clear these engrams and become more self-determining. By erasing these accretions from one's present and past lives, one releases the essential, spiritual self or soul called the "thetan." Scientology has ministers who perform some religious rites and sacraments, but their main function is individual counseling. Scientology is tightly organized from the top down, with a close-knit inner circle and many highly committed adherents, including such celebrities as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. The church has impressive property holdings as well as a history of conflict with the U.S. and British governments.
L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book "Dianetics" is probably the closest thing to sacred scriptures for the Church of Scientology.
(BTNH)HEY look a bunch of crackers (CTONN)ha ha ha ha ha hahhahah /scientology guy/ we are not crackers (BTNH) FUCK U damn blue eyed cracker
by BTNH February 04, 2005
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A subject that quite a few people think they know ALL about without doing any real research.

The owners of the mainstream media (i.e. the owners of this planet) rely on the hypnotic gullibility and suggestibility of a large % of Earth people.

This fact ensures that people spend countless billions of dollars on psychiatric drugs every year and support war while mindlessly attacking a subject which can help create a sane civilization on Earth.
Joe: "Scientology is a weird brainwashing cult!"

Bill: "Scientology is actually just a subject, but tell me, how many Scientology books have you read?"

Joe: "None, but I did watch a TV show about it and I just repeat what I hear since I can't think for myself."

Bill: "You dumbass!"
by Anonymous Alien October 27, 2007
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