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Scientology is an amalgamation of two words that come from latin.Ology ,wich means the science of,and Scio wich means
scam in latin.So the the word scientology roughly translates to the science of scamming people.

The scam not only involves getting money from people but getting them to volunteer at scientology orgs and getting other suckers to join to group
Joe became such an expert at scientology that he conned several elderly people into to giving their life savings to the group, and donating all their free time to working at the church.
by Don purcell November 03, 2006
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A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.
Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!
by SoloingMaverick March 19, 2006
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basically a bullshit religon which desperate celberties believe in and other desperate fucks
Omg! Tom Cruise is so stupid because of his extreme amouunt money he combusted and became a member of scientology just like michael Jacckson, when he turned rich he decided to fuck lil boys and turn white....waaa fucking hooooo yay to all of you combusted fuckers
by miamiheatonfire3 August 26, 2006
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Scientology: The latest fad amongst celebrities. Requires spending an ungodly amount of money, which, of course, celebrities are attracted to. See L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.
Donating money to charities was so 5 minutes ago! Lets all go pour our money into some fake "Church" created by a Sci-Fi author!!

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by I Club Seals September 26, 2007
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Some bullshit called Dianetics cooked up by a wannabe dr. phil with some aliens and space shuttle shit all thrown in for laughs and faggotry. Has literally raised enough money to buy themselves their own personal cruise ship where tom cruse can recite psuedo-scientific, mel-gibson praising rhetoric.
"I think I'm gonna conver to Scientology."

"Yeah, I don't give two shits, sorry."
by Engeljagter May 02, 2010
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A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.
Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
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Proof that humans are so desperate to be told what to think, rather than seek and question for themselves, that they can be easily led about by someone claiming to have the answers to all of the burning questions they are too lazy to answer for themselves. Scientology is also an example of the saying, "If you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything." Intellectually-challenged individuals buy into a philosophy that makes them feel that the cause of all of their woes does not lie with them, but the human existence that they are trapped in.

In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.
"I just had someone tell me that I'm a meek "Earth native" and then said something about them being a Vorlon trapped in a human body. I'm not sure if they were from the Church of Scientology or a furry convention."

"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"

"No."

"Then they were probably a Scientologist."
by Onikaze March 23, 2006
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