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A halfassed plot for a sci-fi novel turned into a 'Religion' by L. Ron Hubbard.
A Scientologist and his money are soon parted.
by Justin June 19, 2005
 
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A religion made up by Tom Cruise to make people think he's crazy.
Todd: Did you know that Tom Cruise believes in scientology?

Lenny: I think he's crazy!
by International Lesbian Actor October 15, 2006
 
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1. A tax-exempt corporation with the facade of a "bona-fide" religion created by L. Ron Hubbard as a way to make money when his "better-than-psychology" clinics failed to do so in the 1950s.

2. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a piece of scientific equipment, such as a microscope.

3. A sexual act whereby a man reads a science textbook to a woman who then becomes bored. When she inevitably falls asleep, the man hits her over the head with the textbook, yelling "science!" He then takes off her top and studies her breasts whilst masturbating. Upon completion, he jisms into the open textbook, smears his essence all over the open pages, and sticks the textbook to the woman's face. He may then, at his option, invite people over to "study" with her, thereby causing her severe embarrassment when she comes to.
1. Scientology Auditor: "Hey, you, man walking down the street that appears to have better things to do! Yes, you! Would you like to be audited such that we can eventually remove your Thetans after charging you thousands of dollars for brainwashing?"

Man: "No."

2. Woman: "Oh yeah baby, adjust that coarse focus knob!"

3. Girl's Roommate: "Damn, were you up all night studying again?"

Girl: (Just coming to) "Ugh, what time is it?"

Girl's Roommate: "What, I can't hear you with that textbook on your face. And why does my microscope smell?"

Girl: (Rips the book off, but the inner pages stick to her face) "I have no idea, but I must have been sitting down too long because my ass hurts".
by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010
 
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The word Scientology literally means "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "scio" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "logos" meaning "study of."
Scientology is the study and handling of the spirit in relationship to itself, others and all of life. The religion comprises a body of knowledge extending from certain fundamental truths.
In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.
He wanted help solving problems at work, so he went to the Church of Scientology.
by Ronnie21 November 25, 2008
 
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The religeon founded by L. Ron Hubbard. The subjects name means scio, which means knowing how to know in the fullest sense of the word. Ology, which means "study of". So it is actualy study of knowingness. That is what the word itself means.

The Scientology religeon helps people in their life in a variety of ways such as riding the body of toxins with the purification rundown and performing "drills" which help the person confront and help their comunication skills. They have a variety of courses to improve the mind such as the comunications course and many more.

Scientology is a sworn enemy of psychiatry. Psychiatry is an evil that has ruined millions of lives. We are led to believe that psychiatry helps the mentaly ill but that is a lie. Mental illnesses don't exist. Depresion, ADD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, etc do not exist. Psychiatry is an authoritarian, evil group that force drugs people with mind bending poison and shock therapy in the name of helping people. In some cases that causes them to murder their family. When you hear on the news that someone has murdered their family for no aparent reason you can bet they were on psych drugs.

There are many lies put out about Scientology, such as them being refered to as a "cult" and a fraud. This is nothing but propaganda put out by psychiatry and the global elite. Scientology is one of the only true threats to psychiaty and the global elite.
By seeking to obscure what the Scientology religion is, psychiatrists have instead revealed the truth about themselves.

Psychiatric front group label of Scientology as a “cult” is only one more mistake by psychiatry.

The work done to uncover the malicious intentions of psychiatry toward man and to wipe out the attack has been and is being done by the directors and staffs of Scientology organizations on five continents and by the millions of Scientologists and friends over the world.

The Scientology movement is not pushed by one man, it is pushed by millions.

If you champion the dignity and freedom of mankind, you are a Scientologist at heart if not by name.

We are no cult. We are the most able technicians in the field of the mind on the planet and are the only skilled experts in this field who can produce uniformly beneficial and permanent good results. We now outnumber psychiatry by about 100 to 1.

We believe in mankind. We can and are helping man, our countries and society.

We are not “one man.” We are millions and we are everywhere.

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L. Ron Hubbard
Founder
by GRU-Sniper March 11, 2007
 
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The religeon founded by L. Ron Hubbard. The subjects name means scio, which means knowing how to know in the fullest sense of the word. Ology, which means "study of". So it is actualy study of knowingness. That is what the word itself means.

The Scientology religeon helps people in their life in a variety of ways such as riding the body of toxins with the purification rundown and performing "drills" which help the person confront and help their comunication skills.

Scientology is a sworn enemy of psychiatry. Psychiatry is an evil that has ruined millions of lives. We are led to believe that psychiatry helps the mentaly ill but that is a lie. Mental illnesses don't exist. Depresion, ADD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, etc do not exist. Psychiatry is an authoritarian, evil group that force drugs people with mind bending poison and shock therapy in the name of helping people. In some cases that causes them to murder their family. When you hear on the news that someone has murdered their family for no aparent reason you can bet they were on psych drugs.

There are many lies put out about Scientology, such as them being refered to as a "cult" and a fraud. This is nothing but propaganda put out by psychiatry and the global elite. Scientology is one of the only true threats to psychiaty and the global elite.
By seeking to obscure what the Scientology religion is, psychiatrists have instead revealed the truth about themselves.

Psychiatric front group label of Scientology as a “cult” is only one more mistake by psychiatry.

The work done to uncover the malicious intentions of psychiatry toward man and to wipe out the attack has been and is being done by the directors and staffs of Scientology organizations on five continents and by the millions of Scientologists and friends over the world.

The Scientology movement is not pushed by one man, it is pushed by millions.

If you champion the dignity and freedom of mankind, you are a Scientologist at heart if not by name.

We are no cult. We are the most able technicians in the field of the mind on the planet and are the only skilled experts in this field who can produce uniformly beneficial and permanent good results. We now outnumber psychiatry by about 100 to 1.

We believe in mankind. We can and are helping man, our countries and society.

We are not “one man.” We are millions and we are everywhere.
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L. Ron Hubbard
Founder
by GRU Sniper March 04, 2007
 
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The ability to place negative thoughts in a Christian's head by simply saying this single word. Similar to the word holocost to a Jew, brings on fear and predictiable conditioned responses from Brainwashed Catholics, baptists, Muslims and other ignorunt swine. Strikes fear and contempt in a Christian's head.
To be a student of Scientology, is to be free of Religous teachings and conceptual hatred of your fellow man.
by L.Ron. Cubbard March 31, 2008
 
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1. Something people do when ordinary answers don't seem good enough.
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2. Study of mental processes and improvement thereof.
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3. Institution for life improvement using communication, ethics, and a study of spirituality.
1. "He is doing Scientology."
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2. "Her Scientology has helped her with her compulsions."
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3. "They have become more ethical since getting into Scientology."
by your friend, Mark January 05, 2008