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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!
Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Schulered 

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Schulered by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.
I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!
Schuler by sarasadie September 23, 2005

mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!
mike schuler by cowpie819 October 12, 2010
N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.
Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!
schuler by vespa September 29, 2005