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shwitter 

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.
shwitter by misterich September 8, 2013

Schlitterbahn 

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
Schlitterbahn by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Schwitter 

A Swiss-German name, indicating a supreme level of sophistication and coolness.
"Wow, that guy over there is supremely sophisticated and cool. He must be a Schwitter."
Schwitter by delightfulcrab June 11, 2008

shwittering 

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
shwittering by toenail78 May 5, 2008

Schmitten 

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.
Schmitten by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitted Up 

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...
Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004