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of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )

History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
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scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

schweinski 

The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pitch.
"Schweinski is love."
schweinski by 16lahm21 July 23, 2006

Schweinstyle 

V. -To completely outclass in the sport of football, esp. if you are Bastian Schweinsteiger of Germany. Most commonly seen in memes.
U MAD CUZ I'M SCHWEINSTYLIN' ON YOU?

Messi can't even begin to Schweinstyle like the best of the Germans, that's why he lost 4-0.
Schweinstyle by colombiadan93 September 20, 2010

Schweiky 

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
Schweiky by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017
1. Improved Human, An entity with intelligence and abilities exceeding normal human standards.
2. An enlightened being with a physical
chromosomal mutation.
"He was too schwei to acknowledge or be bothered by his own broken bones."


Schwei by face86 December 21, 2008