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A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends. Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets" Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!" |
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Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts. 'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!' |
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a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more. also known as a rech. 'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends' 'did you stay over at sarah's?' 'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend' 'you massive schweff!!' |
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A man who chooses ho's over bro's did u see will treadwell last night walked off from us after some yats?
Fucking Schweff |
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Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"
BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action" |
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A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy. Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff. |
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