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2.
adj. Cool, especially in a futuristic way.
That new hovercar is so schway!
by ProAlien January 03, 2002
 
1.
(adj.) Of exceptional quality, a thing worthy of positive attention.
Dude, that new Aqua Teens was totally schway
by gavinpatrick May 18, 2004
 
3.
Schway

1. (adj.*) A word to use when something is astonishingly cool, fashionable, or popular.

This word really needs no definition, it means exactly what it sounds like and is known in the majority of languages and cultures around the world. (*Also used as an interjection.)

Generally, you may be referred to as "schway" if you roll up to the beach and hop out of your authentic, mint condition 1970's Mystery Machine with a cigar and aviators. This would be accomplished with a simple "...Schwayy...." hiss among groups of young adults. In order to know if you were actually schway, the "schway" should be heard relatively far away. In general, the formula is 5 feet/young adult*1.012^2
Examples:
A: "Sup bro, I just bought a new 100% real bear fur jacket."
B: "Who do you think you are? Colonel* Schway..?"
*There are different rankings of Schway - e.g: One can be a lieutenant, captain, doctor, officer.**
**Officer Schway takes command.

A: "Man, I get so irritable after hanging out with frat stars at the bar all night"
B: "Maybe we should go smoke - I just bought Season 1 of Batman Beyond"
A: "Schway"

Here's some context in other countries:
England:
A: "Oy bruv, this joint is rinsed"
B: "Grimy! I got Batman Beyond at ma spot"
A: "Schway"

France:
A: "hon hon HON! On etudie a la bibliotheque toujours"
B: "ah oui! bon! allons-y! Le Batman Beyond"
A: "Schway"

Side note: A former accepted usage of "schway" (deprecated in the modern 2013 usage of "schway") is a response someone gives if they don't care what you're talking about. This has been deemed as "just sarcasm" and may be why schway is sometimes INCORRECTLY used or interpreted in non-unanimously awesome situations.)
by Clocks, Father of Time November 19, 2013
 
4.
Better than Swagg
You may have swagg, but I have schway
by drmudkip September 06, 2011
 
5.
cool awesome

N-Cool, good

V-better then someone else
N.
Hey you wanna go to the movies?
Ya that would be schway
V.
Did you see that girl?
Ya oh my god shes got a lot more schway then Katy
by Rebecca Wedig November 22, 2007
 
6.
The act of fapping uncontrollably, to a point were you bleed out of your anus
Dude I was alone all night and I went totally schway
by Totes true May 17, 2014
 
7.
Originating from the word sweet meaning especially cool or awesome.
Dave's party friday night was so schway!
by magnolia January 22, 2005