Top definition
The penis, from the Yiddish.
Correct spelling of shwatz.
Beverly nearly saw my schwatz when I lost my grip on my towel.
by T. Strange May 30, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The lump of meat, often full of lacerations, that hangs below a male gymnast.
BFG: What the fuck, Big J?
Big J: Ain't nothin', man, that mother's tying gang busta--n'm', 'u?
BFG: Schwatz!
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He's warmer than you think.

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