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1.
German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.
by kegmeister June 01, 2004
 
2.
a man's penis; also see root.
Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!
by Lord Junk April 16, 2003
 
3.
German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.
"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
 
4.
The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.
Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
by Skinny_black December 05, 2010
 
5.
Someone unworthy of being called anything else.
That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.
by My Name is Bobby Fish October 07, 2011
 
6.
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
by Cheese throne etc March 25, 2008
 
7.
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?
by Beazel beater March 27, 2008