Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.
He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.
He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.
The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!
A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.
O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!