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1.
a young male (usually white and from upstate new york) who after becoming intoxicated will try to dance by flapping his arms and bobbing his head to attract females. He is sometimes, but rarely, successful
After 4 long island ice teas, Ian will prepare to perform the schwan dance
by Gabelli September 10, 2008
 
2.
a total loser or fag or idiot all rolled in to one, who chronically does or says stupid things that make no sense.
"wow look at that fag"

Yah, hes a complete schwan"
by BIGD72 April 08, 2008
 
3.
1. An unpopular person, someone that's picked on for no reason, sometimes ugly, annoying, or a friggin retard... usually girls.
"Stop lookin' at me, schwan!"

"Shut the fuck up, schwan!"

"Leave me alone, schwan!"
by H N K April 20, 2006
 
4.
1. An unpopular person, someone that's picked on for no reason, sometimes ugly, annoying, or a friggin retard... usually girls.
"Stop lookin' at me, schwan!"

"Shut the fuck up, schwan!"

"Leave me alone, schwan!"
by H N K April 20, 2006