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A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.
I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.
Schwaggle by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

Schwaggler 

A person who loves a great deal especially on anything related to health and fitness and the active lifestyle
Joe is such a schwaggler, he keeps buying those schwaggle deals and bragging about it!!
Schwaggler by Joujouactive April 4, 2011
Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I can't beleive today's Schwaggle! Awesome Deal!
Schwaggle by joujou93 March 12, 2011
Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com
Schwaggle by joujou93 March 23, 2011

cock schwaggler 

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.
That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler
cock schwaggler by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmaggles 

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.
"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."
schmaggles by Dr. J April 24, 2005