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11.
Really bad herb. You need to smoke tons to get high.
You got ripped off, thats schwag.
by Rock On April 27, 2003
 
1.
adj. Term used to describe low grade marijuana. This type of marijuana is usually brown, seedy, dry. The term is also used by many pot heads to describe anything that is low grade.
noun. low grade marijuana
adj- Ewww this schwag ass weed tastes horrible and it didnt get me very high.
noun- I hate smoking schwag, but i cant get any dank right now so i guess i'll have to.
by PotHead April 28, 2003
 
2.
1. Any free or extra goods, usually given to employees or workers.

2. Low grade marijuana

3. A rock & roll band based in St. Louis, Missouri
1. The whole crew got shirts and other schwag after loading the band's gear.

2. This schwag won't get me high, but I keep trying.
by JackPot February 17, 2005
 
3.
Cannabis of very, very low potency and quality, usually harvested too early or too late in the growing cycle. Schwag is stereotypically associated with marijuana that comes from Mexico, pressed into bricks to facilitate easy transportation across the border. It is very cheap and very unhealthy, as much more is smoked to achieve a high than higher potency marijuana.

Unlike sensimilla, schwag is loaded with seeds and THC-bearing crystals are nowhere to be seen. The potency of schwag is so low that it often does not even smell like weed.

Some varieties are called dirt for their sheer resemblance to compost. In fact, any high that comes from smoking schwag only comes after smoking very large amounts.

Also known as catnip, shwag (alternate spelling), shit, and other demeaning terms.
That schwag wouldn't get a fly high.

Often enough, high schoolers are duped by dealers into buying schwag under the impression that it is kb.

A pound of schwag only costs me $50!
by DrCrunkenstein June 28, 2005
 
4.
1) Cheap weed, usually from Mexico or someone's farm in Missouri. 2) Usually associated with low grade or cheap marijuana.
That schwag I bought from Jorge ain't that bad, man!
by warisill December 18, 2003
 
5.
Poor quality brown marijuana. The cheapest variety available, the least potent. Also sometimes jokingly referred to as schwiggity-schwags or even schwaggles.
Schwag is the antithesis of kind bud.
by Yertle the Turtle July 22, 2002
 
6.
trinkets that often used as give aways
Come down to Taco Hell in Urbania for some free WKRP schwag
by Frank April 28, 2003
 
7.
1. Schwag is poorly cured or poorly treated marijuana. It has little, if anything, to do with potency of plant before harvest.

2. Brown, dark green compressed marijuana. Often compacted into bricks for ease of transport; sometimes compacted by steam roller and normally sun dried which lowers potency.
That mexi-brick is some dirt schwag
by PL January 15, 2005