The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.
(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)
(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.
Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!