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verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
by Kyle Faber August 17, 2007
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That Schwab won't leave me alone!
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(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
by Smokin Ice Cube February 14, 2009
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n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
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A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
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A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
by Captain Correct January 12, 2008
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The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
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