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Schultzie 

To be deliberately oblivious or unaware. To ignore something obvious or fail to acknowledge it. To let someone get way with it without telling on them. Based on the character of Sgt. Schultz (whose nickname was Schultzie) from the Hogan's Heroes television show who often declared "I see nothing! Nothing!" after inadvertently walking in on some forbidden activity.
He walked in on us and caught us red-handed but he just did a Schultzie and left.
They were right in the middle of it and he just turned right around and kept going. Yeah, he totally pulled a Schutzie.
Dude, what if they see you? Ah, they'll just do a Schultzie like usual.
Schultzie by wyrwolf March 15, 2011
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schultzie 

a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina
"He was a horny bastard so he pulled a "schultzie" to get in her pants."
schultzie by J UNIT July 16, 2008
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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