Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.
The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.
The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"
*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action
*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
It has characteristics as a noun (the absolute and total), a verb (you schultzed her), an adjective (he is a totally schultz dancer), etc...Its meanings are endless, AS long as used correctly.
schultz (n.) = a good friend or an unknown stranger. often paried with words of extremity, i.e. complete, total, utter, absolute, etc
schultz (adj.) = used to describe nouns. often paired with adverbs, "unbelievably, incredibly, totally, ridiculously, etc"
to schultz (v.) = to do any of various activities. Use is generally considered acceptable when the term has been previously used in the same context.
to schultz is smoke doob, slam, generally hang about acting like schultzes, etc
a schultzyization can be when you're standing in a small circle of people and somebody steps in front of you and pushes you out of the circle.
Jeremy, "Ohh sup!"
Aaron, "Sup schultz!"
Jeremy, "Alright let's do something but I don't want to go anywhere totally schultz."
Josh, "Dude, you should just schultz her already."
Todd, "Sup dude? Let's go."
Jesse, "Eh I dunno... I'm kind of feeling like a schultz today.
Bryce, "Hey! Don't be a complete and total schultz! You're coming with us."
Nuñez, "Dave what did you end up doing?"
David, "Dude I couldn't take it. I had to get out of there. Her boyfriend was just this totally random schultz."
"The shit," awesome.
Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!
to shit your pants.
Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.
to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.
what is it called the schultz?
That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.
Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
(shoolts) - VERB
To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.
"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"
"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"