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Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.
Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
Schumerism by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

schulerize 

to hap-hazardly remove valuable information
Wow...he sure did schulerize that server!
schulerize by SIC Jackass May 13, 2008

schuelerisation 

The innate ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing it.
Did you see how she completely changed her opinion afterwards?

Total 180.

She got Schuelerised!

#Schuelerisation
schuelerisation by Koalita October 11, 2016

Schuelerise 

The ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing that you've done it! It's a gift.
"Hey dude, did you notice how quickly Rita changed her mind and her strong opinions, and feelings after Johan went at her? It's as if she was hypnotised.S he really started believing that she was wrong, that she was nuts for thinking what she had previously believed. Wow. Amazing.

Yeah dude, she was Schuelerised!"

Mindfucking hypnotised brainwashing genius Narcicist Spellcaster gift of the gab smooth charmer skelm ghabees
Schuelerise by Koalita July 27, 2016

schulerize 

to shorten the definition of a word to three words or less
-Teacher: Ok class, today we are going to be writing some definitions for this unit.
- Student: Do we have to write the whole definition?
-Teacher: You can or you can schulerize them.
schulerize by JassTheLass October 30, 2021

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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