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Schuldiner-gasm

The feeling of euphoria and/or sexual stimulation upon hearing an especially good riff or breakdown written by Chuck Schuldiner, frontman of the american death metal band "Death".

A Schuldner-gasm may be followed by any of the following: Ejaculation, tears of joy, muscle relaxation, etc,.
I was listening to "Empty Words" by Death, and when the intro ended and went into the main riff, I had a Schuldiner-gasm and creamed my jeans.
Schuldiner-gasm by Kjriches June 14, 2010
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Schuldiner Syndrome 

The effect of a band or musician (usually a metal band) becoming far more popular after death then they ever were in life. The term is in reference to Chuck Schuldiner of the band "Death" who passed away due to pontine glioma, a type of brain cancer. Many fans now claim "Death" to be the greatest band ever and that now one will ever be as epic or talented.

Note: This can be likened to a the similar effect of an artists painting going up in value after they die.
Metal Head #1: You know, I actually like some Obituary stuff more than Death.

Metal Head #2: Man you dont know what your talking about, Death is the best band ever to ever exist period. R.I.P. Chuck.

Metal Head #1: Man you really have a bad case of Schuldiner Syndrome
Schuldiner Syndrome by RoccoTaco November 5, 2007

Chuck Schuldiner 

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.
Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.
Chuck Schuldiner by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

chuck schuldiner 

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.
Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP
chuck schuldiner by matt March 17, 2005

Chuck Schuldiner 

Legendary virtuoso/guitarist from the band Death and Control Denied. He innovated many things in metal, and guitar. He was lightyears ahead of his time, he was such a huge inspiration to everyone that respected amazing music and his death was the greatest blow the metal community has ever recieved.

1967 - 2001 RIP
Guy in Heaven: Whoa is that Chuck Schuldiner?
Angel: Yes.
Guy In Heaven: Hey Chuck!
Chuck Schuldiner: Plays wicked lead.
Chuck Schuldiner by Loki25 December 28, 2005

Chuck Schuldiner 

Awesome singer/guitarist virtuoso who pioneered death metal. Possessed didn't! Chuck died of a brain tumor in 2001. It was metal's greatest tragedy yet, maybe tying with Dimebag's death in '04.
R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner. Somewhere up in heaven, or somewhere down in the pits of hell, you're looking down, or, uh, up, at all of us faithful death metalhead mourners.
Chuck Schuldiner by Thrasher999 January 20, 2009

Chuck Schuldiner 

God of Death Metal, Singer/Guitarist of the band Death, unable to pay the hosptal bill died from a brain tumor on 12/13/01
Reporter: "Beliefs on the afterlife Chuck?"
Chuck Schuldiner: "This is Hell"
Chuck Schuldiner by wargod12380 January 16, 2009