Schoomp 

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Schlomo 

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

Schlomo by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

schtum

silent; tacit

I should have been schtum

schtum by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

Schlommy by schlommy September 19, 2021

Schtookie 

When driving or as a passenger on a road trip and the need to use the restroom occurs. Someone within the vehicle says "schtookie" requesting that the driver to proceed to the next available facility with a restroom.

While on a road trip Rubi and Lee needed to use the restroom. They informed Madge, the driver, by saying "schtookie". Madge then exited the highway to the nearest facility with a public restroom.

Schtookie by rflghorns September 4, 2012

schtoop 

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

schtoop by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

no schlomo 

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

no schlomo by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009