The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.
Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"
"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."
"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."
The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."
That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?
An intelligent poster on urbandictionary.com
While some views may differ, he represetns them fairly without ignorance, rather than the ever-so-common flaming that generally occurs among UD.com goers.
Did you see Schteve's definition of America? Brilliant, I say, brilliant.