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Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
I am gonna go shoulder shaking.
Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking and Crying 

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.
I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

National Ox-Shaking Day 

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3
"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"