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scrangle 

Various snacks and beverages obtained from a corner shop or similar establishments.

Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.

The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham
Roadman 1: I'm bloody starved fam

Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt

Roadman 1: Good shout my son
scrangle by Scrangleman123 January 3, 2016
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Stranglesville 

When a person or pet has pushed every button possible to get you angry enough that you would like to strangle them.

But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.
Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!

Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!
Stranglesville by TV2112 March 22, 2019
A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.
"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
shrangle by Bouzsi December 3, 2018

schmangler 


A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler
schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler 



A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.


That halo child is a total caca schmangler
caca schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

schmangles 

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.
“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”
schmangles by pmart1505 June 9, 2022
a word that can be used in virtually any situation and have any meaning. Most common usage: an owning or a destroying of another or others
Yo time to schmangle some kids on the lax field
Schmangle by Fladonk123 July 11, 2009