shpich 

1. n. Semen
2. v. To expel semen our of one's penis

1. v. I shpiched all over her tits.
2. n. Please try not to get any shpich insude me.

shpich by ianamalsu August 27, 2007

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

Schlichter 

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

Schlichter by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

schpickle 

A non-jewish persons attempt to use the word schtickle. It represents bad usage of yiddish by a gentile. Similar to furclempt.

Can you put a schpickle of pineapple glaze on my easter ham.

schpickle by hunjb224 April 7, 2006

schlicht 

as in dan schlicht, drummer of the hired geeks from kenosha wisconsin.
hiredgeeks.com

Schlicht is n00b.

schlicht by dan schlicht March 12, 2004

Schlicht 

manager of logistics

hi my name is dan and i sign for crickets

Schlicht by Mott Billiard December 20, 2004

Schlicher 

Shit licker (german)
one who licks shit

he licked shit.
he is a Schlicher.

Schlicher by nygirl77 October 27, 2010