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bull run middle school 

a school full of fake white girls and big mexican gangs. the principal looks like a egg. all the kids and spoiled and are going to die of popcorn lung. all the girls are sluts and get exposed for their nudes everyday. most of the kids are fat as fuck too.
guy 1: hey do you wanna go find some mexican sluts?
guy 2: yeah! i know where to go! bull run middle school!

green run high school 

Green Run High School is located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. If you're expecting excitement from fights and various gang activity then you'll be sorely disappointed. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS HERE EVER. 98% of the population are potheads, the other 2% being myself and some rehabilitated people. We're the semi finals for Renaissance Academy and everyone is either pregnant or on crutches. Sorry, adventure seekers. The Gang Run era is over. But we're real - not superficial at all. That's why a lot of us are such assholes because we don't give a shit about your opinion and when it comes to facing up to those fucking rich kids at FC or Cox or Princess Anne we can actually come together as a huge force and cooperate. Unlike some other schools... *COUGH* cox *COUGH*.
Guy 1: GREEN RUN HIGH SCHOOL, RIDE TOGETHER, DIE TOGETHER.
Guy 2: YEAH
(after huge mosh fight is over)
Guy 1: Alright, man, fuck you
Guy 2: Fuck you too, later

Deep Run High School 

One of the worst high schools in history. Everyone thinks they are so emo or they are prep extreme. They post pictures of themselves on webshots drinking excessive amounts of alcohol while dawning the latest seven jeans and Ralph Lauren polos. Oh and those emo kids thinking they are going against the whole "prep system" really look like the biggest tools in their xfallxoutxboyx shirts. God Fall Out Boy is one of the worst bands on earth. Get over yourselves.

The school is made up of inconsiderate assholes who treat people like shit. They waste their parents money on drugs and booze. If you don't have a Vera Bradley you are probably on the death list. The North Face dominates and is the only winter coat.

The whole entire population is full of self absorbed rich snobs. The student parking lot has better cars than the teacher parking lot.

It is probably one of the most fucked up institutions in America. Just slide money under the table and you will get what you want there. All the parents are in denial about their kids who go there.
"Oh Sally, she doesn't drink, what an angel."
"John, oh my god, doing drugs...no way!"
Deep Run High School will money always solves any problem!!!

deep run high school 

Waste of our tax money and everyone except for a few people are faggots. If you ask anyone at the office a question you will get a different answer from each person, I tried the school and had such a hard time with forms and the system that I went to private school until I could get into godwin.

Go to Godwin instead, people aren't douchebags there.
Guy 1: Go deep run high school Wildcats!!!

Guy 2: Go hump zach efron.

broad run high school 

a high school formerly known as "cornfield high" is now populated with stuck up rich kids from ashburn, virginia (known as cashburn, where the phrase "if you're not rich, you're not welcome" is heard) who don't have to pay for anything because their parents practically own a small country. broad run is full of teachers who are well in their 50s, if not older, and have most likely gone to and graduated from the school itself. although broad run is known to kick ass in every sport possible (now that stone bridge has gone to AAA), they are also known as possibly the worst football team in not only loudoun county, but the entire state of virginia. while some broad run spartans believe they are in "the hood" by calling ashburn, virginia "a-town" or "the 'burn", we all know they wouldn't last two seconds if they were actually in the hood. while most broad run students come to school in their pimped out BMWs, SUVs or whatever car that costs the amount of a small home, some students aren't as fortunate and can only drive cars that are less in cash and more affordable for them, such as a mustang. however, broad run is not just full of rich kids who are good at sports and have fancy cars, it also has it's fun events such as homecoming where the lights are almost all the way on, the ever so popular snowball dance which about two people attend, the pep-rallies that about half the school goes to and doesn't pay attention, and then prom where parents spend thousands of dollars for something that lasts about 3 hours. when entering spartan territory, beware of the famous spartan head which has been there since the school opened back in 1967. if stepped on, you will be forced to clean it with only a toothbrush, however, that is only if you are a freshman or outsider. broad run is a school where everybody knows everybody, including their business. you have to be careful what you say but be more cautious about who you are friends with. cliques are obvious, and your lives are made a living hell if you're a slut, bitch, or even worse....if you're a freshman.
broad run high school can and will kick your ass if necessary.

Broad Run High School 

A ghetto ass school in the richest county in America, where snobby teenagers that smoke weed and binge drink every weekend go for an education they won't even use because their parents will pay for them to live at home their whole life.
Brian: Where do you go to school?

Me: Broad Run High School