Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you "pop lock and drop it"
Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!
by Teleport5 March 31, 2009
A time where obnoxious high school students dance to shitty mainstream hip hop and dance music. The worst part is slow dancing, when sex-crazed couples dance to shitty slow love songs
by KopyKatH20 October 3, 2015
A non-drinking non-smoking dance that people who never get any action go to. People think there hardcore when they "grind" but really arent. At our school (dss) its overpacked with wimpy techno playing. Girls dress up like sluts and guys think theyre pimps. Its a overall bad experience I just call up my gf and have some fun with her.
Guy: Aw man i grinded with this hot babe at the school dance!
Me: Think ur pretty hardcore then do you? So I take it thats the farthest uve been with a girl then.
Guy: (sighs) yup.
Me: Dude next time go to a party and get drunk be a normal teen.
Guy: Yeah alright.
Me: Think ur pretty hardcore then do you? So I take it thats the farthest uve been with a girl then.
Guy: (sighs) yup.
Me: Dude next time go to a party and get drunk be a normal teen.
Guy: Yeah alright.
by Yrrep April 20, 2006
An excuse for teenagers to get together, while taking drugs and alcohol, and sexually frustrate each other.
See Clusterfuck
See Clusterfuck
If someone at school isn't in rough shape the day after the school dance, then they obviously werent at the school dance.
by Sir_real February 10, 2008
a place where you shoot your shot and fail, then hang out with friends because you're lonely. then you dance with you're friend, stomp in a circle to cotton eye joe, shoot your shot even more,get sad, cry,dance even more, eat rose pedals, watch your friend bowl with water bottles then go home having had fun
me:take me baby i'm all you need
girl:wtf
joe:wanna hang?
me:yes.
and that's the School Dance for you
girl:wtf
joe:wanna hang?
me:yes.
and that's the School Dance for you
by raybeez April 15, 2022
Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.
the school dance blows
by samuek January 27, 2005
An event at your local school that (in the school staff's opinion) "will allow students to kick back and have fun with friends". Basically, what a school dance consists of is a live DJ playing pop and hip-hop (very unsettling for a rock fan), teachers, and of course, the students all dancing away at a large area at school. They're all supposed to have fun, right?
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
The moral of the story? If your school makes you sign a douchy behavior agreement form for a school dance, it's automatically shitty. Don't go.
by Mayu Mizuki <3 October 11, 2009