A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK
by Derek12266 October 24, 2009
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A really uncomfortable and hot vehicle.
They had to ride the school bus to school.
by David December 09, 2003
A big yellow vehicle that transports annoying little kids to school. Oddly enough, high schools use the same sizes busses resulting in ridiculously small seating for larger kids. The drivers of the busses are usually insane, and blast music really loudly.

The main use for school busses however is to throw snowballs or waterbaloons at them.
"I just threw a piss baloon at that damn school bus!"
by adonkeyisaass January 14, 2004
1. Large yellow vehicle used to transport children from home to school.

2. Large 60 mph playground driven by a redneck where kids try to show off how cool they are by shouting cuss words as loud as they can and making fart noises.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear Ricky on the school bus?
Kid 2: Yeah. He shouted,"fuck shit pussy asshole motherfucker dick penis gay cum vagina faggot bitch face!!!" It was FUCKIN hilarious!
by Keegan Sweett July 12, 2008
a noisy environment full of opportunity for misunderstandings and creation of words/games like the word flipponitchi and the hand-pussy game
our school bus hit a toyota corrola but I thought it was a speed bump
by euphemism April 09, 2005
A 2mg Yellow xanaxbar stick with no time release. it fucks you up sonn
damn that school bus hit me like a mofucker
by chazzzzzzzzzzzerr July 14, 2009
1. Someone who takes people to school. Being taken to school means that you have been owned, pwnt, ownt, pwned, beaten, defeated, SHOWN HOW ITS DONE. Nubs usually get taken to school in games such as Counter-Strike. Upon taken to school, they state that they have taken a ride on the school bus.

2. An abstract concept where an individual (usually a nub/ noob) is taken to school (meaning owned/ defeated) and would like to tell his peers about his schoolage.
A:"Man that guy took me to school!"
B:"Yea- you rode the school bus lol"

A:"Man he pwnz so much! He keeps on schooling nubs!"
B "Yeah- he's quite a school bus."
by Pure Pwnage January 07, 2006
One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .
They hate riding the school bus to school.
by David March 08, 2004

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