a place you go to learn
i go to school and learn things
by Eric Desautel November 24, 2007
actually not that bad sometimes. other times it's AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mary didn't like school so she poked her eyes out and joined the badger people who live on top of Mt. Uneducated.
by bleeeyuh December 05, 2004
A children's prison where you learn useless stuff like addition and subtraction, how an electric circuit works, the human body, and a bunch of other crap I don't understand and therefore don't need. It takes away about 25 hours a day from your life and you're stuck going to school every day for like what, 60 years?

We should abolish the education system. Forget being smart. Let's all be dumbasses and wander around and let society collapse in on itself.
Seriously though, go to school. Aside from learning what you are taught in class, you will also develop social skills and other skills that will help you succeed as an adult.

It's funny how people learn a lot of material in school, and then decide to bite the hand that feeds them by using their knowledge of spelling grammar, and their acquired thinking skills to write a definition on how it's a "legalized concentration camp" that teaches information that "you'll never need." If you're one of the people who wrote such definitions, go ahead and drop out of school. Go ahead and let your mind rot. We'll see who has the last laugh.
by my stapler June 26, 2005
a place that is benficcial to your future but yet is still so completely utterly boring after the first 5 minutes. it is cool though because you can meet so many hot guys and flirt with them. but still it is pretty boring but it will pay off in the long run so i guess it is okay.
1) when i went to school i was so sleepy but i didn't take a nap because i wanted to maintain my grades.
2) Damn i met this hot guy at school. he is my soulmate. we are gonna be together forever!
by t'sgirl September 28, 2004
A place for learning and social gathering.
When I went to school, I read a nice book and also got a girlfriend!
by KawaiiAnime November 02, 2003
A place where people go to so they don't fail at life.
If you can't find x:If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x) = y, then you failed at life.Go to school.
by Nevershoutnever15 December 10, 2010
A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT!! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz!! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.
I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God.
#OWNAGE#
by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005

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