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by Karen Rispone May 19, 2008
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A center of learning, where one usually spends, depending on the country he/she lives in, about 10-12 difficult but worthwhile years learning information from teachers who, while boring at times, are understanding and will help students to succeed in school. The information learned in school is needed to function when they get a job, get money from said job, move out and get a nice home using said money, and live a great, independent life thanks to said home.

Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.
<Smart person> Well, just one year of school to go, time to start looking into what career I should pursue. I could be making about what, $70,000 a year?

<Dumb person> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay
by gs68 September 24, 2004
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The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.
Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
by schoolequalsboredom October 06, 2013
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A place where most of the kids are hypocrites and don't know shit about themselves. A place where you're forced to go or you're considered "retarded". This is the government's legal institution for prison. Adults don't get along with the kids. Children used to be valued.
Yo you're a pussy.

Talk to her.

(Stays in silence)

School is fulled with hypocrites.
by Im Telling The Truth Man March 30, 2012
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Man 1: I can't take it anymore man, im going to school
Man 2: ok... See you on the other side
by Sonofabiscunt October 20, 2016
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The FUCKING worst place ever, you have to follow useless rules, you are told when to eat (and that food is made mostly of shit and piss), and on top of that, you have to spend around 9 or 10 months there, and to make it worse, 6-7 hours a day, and to make it even worse you get around 2 hours of fucking useless homework that you already spent a shitload of your short life "learning about!
Guy 1- Why the fuck do have to do all this useless shit over and over again!

Guy 2- Yeah fuck this fucking school

Guys 1 and 2- School sucks
by hcwdjsbschdfshvdsfglhsdfciuewd October 25, 2013
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A government institution (In most countries) dedicated to teaching persons, from a young age, vital skills that allow them to enter into the work force and function in society. Despite the usefulness, the majority of said persons would rather bitch and moan about it than use it to their advantage. It is of great solace to the minority that the majority end up having a tough life.

The failure of this is also the primary cause for 65-70% of the internet sucking and nothing particularly interesting happening in the world today (Except for the economy, of course.)

That said, homework still sucks.
A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
school sucks..
-Urban Dictionary. (Note the badley speeling and nawt gewdly grameer?%)
by Riomerc January 26, 2009
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