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A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.

Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.

School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.

Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.

which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.

and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
(joey) school
(bill) u mean hell?
by Kanye Breast June 15, 2017

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Fun on the first day because you see your friends... after that... Hell
School is where you go to get bossed around by teachers and to get stressed out.
by Rice Cat June 08, 2017

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Hell, prison
I'm in school
by MrVacuummm2202 May 27, 2017

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Possibly the Worst Thing Imaginable.
This is like School!
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by personchild36 May 21, 2017

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Hell
Teacher: describe school in one word
Class: hell!!
by Mad Max 21 May 10, 2017

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Where you come 5 days a week so you can stare at girls asses in tight leggings and fail tests. And also by drugs!
I love going to school, it's like North Korea but without a sexy Asian fat dick leader!
by Buzzed Lightyearđź‘… May 09, 2017

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School is a serious cruel punishment when you know nothing. Usually it starts around 4-5 years old, suffering from hard work of pain. You eat shitty food. You have to be quit and can't talk to friends, and one of the worst things in school is the state test to see if you gain any smartness. If not you get disadvantages. You get 12 years of school and if you go to college it's like 14-20 years of school. Elderly people are the survivors. Ask you grandparents. They will tell you everything. School Sucks, and you can't stop it. Just like prison.
FUCK SCHOOL NIGGA
by Citorealia May 21, 2017

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