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A place where people from 2-50 come to learn mostly useless shit. Most of the stuff they teach people will never be used in the real world!! It is a great place to meet friends and get laid.
School sounds like a chill place
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by XxUnknowxX April 02, 2017

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A fucking gay hell of 12 years to either be raped, bullied or just putting shit in lockers.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna come over?
Person 2: sorry, I have school.
Person 1: Fuck you then you gaylord cunt head!
by Gay lord 9000 March 26, 2017

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A place that is like a concentration camp where kids are worked against their will.
Man I am going to skip school today.
by Girly Wolfykins March 24, 2017

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A place where you are stuck for most of your life. And school also has a acronym.

Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

See not a good place to be.Probably will give you nightmares.
School is a place for Learning (apparently).
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by BasicGab March 21, 2017

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Six crappy hours of our lives

School
Man I hate school
by Spieedie March 19, 2017

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A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017

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hell
mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017

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