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An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.
If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.
by Worker Unit #503,298,545 May 05, 2005
 
37.
Another word for "tortchure." I place where you sit for 7 hours every single day bored out of your mind, and then to make it all worse, they give you homework so when you FINALLY get to go home and relax you remember..."oh wait, I cant relax, because I have HOMEWORK."
"Wow. This prison cell sure feels a lot like school."
by Jenna <3 September 03, 2005
 
38.
a living nightmare
i hate school!!!
by i dunno March 31, 2003
 
39.
a place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair
"what's wrong"
"I can't move my butt"
"Oh, must be school"
by Odochi November 26, 2006
 
40.
(n:)1 Another term for correctional facility. 2 Hell 3 The prime place where children are left so their parents can have it. 4 A place to learn new words on the bathroom stalls.
(Student 1): ready for hell on earth?
(student 2): got my nght stick right here!
by USSR November 27, 2003
 
41.
The government's excuse of brainwashing us students.
School Teacher: QUIET!!!!

Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!

Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!
by James M. November 30, 2005
 
42.
School was once a place where people went to learn. Now teachers do nothing but try to teach children to fear authority. Yet, they don't even do that right. You see, I can flip off a teacher and get 2 days of ISS. Yet, I also get beat up by a couple of seniors who don't take any punishment. School is also a place where you are beaten up by bullies, and learn bad habbits.

Because of everything I said you probably think I hate school. Well your wrong. I get to talk to girls at school.
School would suck if it wasn't for girls.
by Okita-Sama April 01, 2005