One of many unexpected places to get butt raped. Other places include church and Uncle Steve's house
Student 1: Dude, I'm so glad we don't have school tomorrow
Student 2: For real, my butt couldn't take much more
by philpee2 December 05, 2008
Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%
Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.
by Detrimental Deity January 14, 2006
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
by Ben's son January 21, 2004
School is a place where you can learn and educate yourself here are the good and the bad
Good:
1.Learning to write properly
2.Make Friends
3.Can sometimes help you find your talents
4.Mathematics(if it weren't for this computers would not exist)
5.Science(if it weren't for this medicine and tech wouldn't exist)
Bad:
1.Morons
2.Inconsiderate douchebags
3.Boring Teachers(Not ALL teachers)
4.Idiots who claim to be nerds just because they can't get girls

5.Idiots who fail to be funny and just turn out to be annoying douchebags who violate your ears
6.Idiots who act like school is worthless even though if it weren't for school Technology and medicine wouldn't have existed

Therefore School is not a bad place sure there are idiots but idiots are at every place and you won't have to deal with them when you finish school
by The Doctor of Stupidity November 06, 2013
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
by A person in a masked outfit January 09, 2012
The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.
School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over
by AnonymousBroskiiez September 08, 2011
we complain when we're in it, we complain when we're not.
its like sex. it even has the same awkward moments and pain/discomfort
I just went to School, it was actually kind of awkward

I just had sex, it was actually kind of awkward
by Obviously an awesome person July 24, 2011

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