School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"
by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 02, 2014
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C.ruel
H.ours
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O.ur
L.ives
"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"
by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
a place were you learn things
Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness
by zD4 November 10, 2014
Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 02, 2014
1:Education camps, a place of forced learning with no end.
2: We're terrable thing happen such as learning.
Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy

Mom: what honey?

Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?

Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
by Peice of paper October 28, 2014
A jail for children

Hail hydra
School is jail
by jedifrogger October 20, 2014
A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

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