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A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 08, 2013
 
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School is basically death.
by Holly345 October 06, 2013
 
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School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.

It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:

Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."

Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013
 
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A WIERD, strange place where the norm is routine and loads of other stuff.
They put repetetive activies as "learning" just by making them more complex every year and expect us to know square roots and all the numbers of Pi (Overexpectation).
For a VERY short period of time you can do social interaction with your mates and get snitched on all day. Then usually you get stuck in a future involving "cubicle" "office job" "Mcdonalds Drive Through" and "Toilet Cleaner".
Do I have to?

I already written about school.
by DefinitionWriterSauce August 31, 2012
 
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School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.
Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die
by Work Ethic July 31, 2011
 
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School is a place to gain life experience, meet different types of people, learn valuable lessons, gain social interaction, and prepare you for the real world. It's also a place where you will find teachers that hate you, bullies, the popular crowd you'd probably give anything to be in if you're not in, and unfairness all around. Homework, projects, tests, and other ways of making you feel like dropping out.

At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear.

And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around.

Drama is also found in this big zoo. He said she said, relationship drama, rumors, and the classic fight.

This place is a test, just like puberty. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.
Jerry: Mom, I don't wanna go to school today. Don't make me go!

Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.
by Cranden June 12, 2011
 
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an utter wast of time
god this is like school
by mesillyboy January 18, 2011