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15.
(n.) 1. a legal institution that is supposedly for the benefit of humans below the age of 18 so that the government may have a chance to torture, brainwash and break the young minds to their will at a supple age in order for the government officials to have supposedly docile citizens that they may control in order to take over the world, and the lives of all young 'students.' 2. Also referred to commonly as a prison for anyone in ages between 4 to 18.
School? School! AHH!!! Don't say that word! I wish it were a snow day. +sigh+
by Patricia February 04, 2004
 
16.
School is just like a prison. The bell tells you when to go to eat, when to see your friends, and when to go to class.
School fucking sucks.
by THE WORKOUT October 14, 2006
 
17.
1.
An institution within nations that allows for the brainwashing of today's youth.

2.
A prison setup by government officials to lock-up and force children under the legal age of ownership and self-counsel to stay so that they may be brainwashed and forced to live out a hell when they could be having fun.

3.
A centeralized place of shitty education that is unlike a tradeschool where you learn things that you will never again use in life.

4.
A social gathering of idiots who must be there to cause havoc upon the educated minds who wish not to be there.
See Also: Mental institution

5.
A place where you waste a lot of time learning things when you'll just repeat them at an University or Community College.
I wasted most of my life in school so I decided to go to an alternative and graduate early so I wouldn't have to put up with the idiotic, brainwashed, fools of today's American society. I am now learning a trade making more than people who graduate college.
FUCK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!
by Kamisama May 04, 2005
 
19.
The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons:

1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded

2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?

3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.

4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing

5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.

6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.

7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.

8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?

9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.
by Spikesy May 29, 2006
 
20.
American conspiracy, children are tricked at a young age its the only way the will "suceed" in life. This fake, money based idea of sucess is rediculous. You dont suceed in life by being another victim of society, and having a horribly boring, normal life.

1)Real, useful knowledge is not gained by being drilled into you, yet by life lessons you learn on your own.

2) Everyone is here for a different reaon. Nobody was put here to make money and boost the economy.

3) At school, children are brainwashed in multiple ways. Most prominent is to give in to authorites and not question them. This is to weaken them and allows government more & easier control. Hence children at school are not allowed to express any rebellious actions.

4) Unless you allow yourself to give in to this conspiracy, you cannot get a good job. Hence, the "knowledge" gained at school is so rediculous, especially the math lessons. It is just a filler and side exuse to base the brainwashing on.
God: I put you on earth to help others, and teach the lesson of overcoming troubles.

Government: YOU WILL NEVER SUCEED IN LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN DO PI R SQUARED X 23.4! YOU ARE A USELESS LOSER AND OUTCAST OF SOCIETY.U CANT PASS A TEST OF SQUARE ROUTES, SO YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. YOUR NOT HELPING POLITICANS IMAGES, SO YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE FEWER JOB OPPORTUNITIES.
by Adam K. July 30, 2005
 
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School; the place loved by those who:

1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.


Hated by those who:

1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.

After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.

After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
by I am Dog August 01, 2005