an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
A place where children are imprisoned and forced to listen to some flunkie could get a better job fill their head with lies and propaganda.

Also see prison
My school has big metal gates all around it, so they might as well just admit it's prison.
by Axem Chaotix June 11, 2005
A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble.
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.

School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
Who ever invented school should have been aborted.
by Good Sameritan November 01, 2005
A place where anyone from small children to young adults are forcibly trained to the industrial life of liveing by an alarm clock and bell schedule. (think about it) Learning is just a side affect.
Oh damn, I'm gonna be late for school. (again, think about it, really hard)
by The Almighty Sapling July 11, 2004
See jail, hell, boring
Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.
by Mish October 26, 2004
A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.
Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.

I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.
by biased, just like everyone else November 02, 2005
hell with fluorescent lighting
"check out the lighting at this hell hole..."
"this isnt school, its hell with fluorescent lighting."
by ezza_babe May 16, 2005
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