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an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
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a place that is benficcial to your future but yet is still so completely utterly boring after the first 5 minutes. it is cool though because you can meet so many hot guys and flirt with them. but still it is pretty boring but it will pay off in the long run so i guess it is okay.
1) when i went to school i was so sleepy but i didn't take a nap because i wanted to maintain my grades.
2) Damn i met this hot guy at school. he is my soulmate. we are gonna be together forever!
by t'sgirl September 28, 2004
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A place where people go to so they don't fail at life.
If you can't find x:If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x) = y, then you failed at life.Go to school.
by Nevershoutnever15 December 10, 2010
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A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT!! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz!! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.
I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God.
#OWNAGE#
by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005
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438.
Besides all of the 'busy work' and assholes, school is pretty awesome. Meet chicks, make friends that may last you your whole life, and do some drugs.

The only things you have to worry about are keeping your grades up and not getting into too many fights.
Dude 1: School sucks ass! Hahah! I slept through all of my classes last week. I rule!

Dude 2: Way to go, dumbass. Have fun flipping my burgers.
by Cheesecake Truck September 06, 2004
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439.
To have sex, expecially rough or degarding sex, with a woman you don't really know (see "work").
Bitch got schooled.
by Big Steve September 10, 2003
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440.
a place to play on computer games.
I play RuneScape at school.
by Har Har January 22, 2005
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A place for learning and social gathering.
When I went to school, I read a nice book and also got a girlfriend!
by KawaiiAnime November 02, 2003
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