an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005

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N. An abusive penitentiary located within the planet of male cow excrement. Cow excrement dwells in the galaxy of Camel genitalia.
School is a prison on planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
by BitterIrony March 17, 2015

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a fucking place where you get handed homework crap, earn friends (after a few years they'll become your nemesis) and respect (if you r the most popular kid and u mess up on something, you're screwed), learn useless shit, and get a dick-sucking girlfriend
Boy: Hey, wanna skip school tomorrow?
Girl: fuck me, bitch
by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015

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Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
Life sucks after you graduate school.
by ErmahgerdAntonio February 27, 2015

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school
one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person

School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
"man I've been stressing over school it's giving me anxiety I don't know how much of this I can take before I break"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
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the worst possible place to send your kids during school
Mom: how was your day at school?
Kid: What do you think?
Mom: That good. Huh?
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The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!

S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015

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A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.
Sometimes I just hate school.
by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015

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