an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
A place of education that is meant to look right,but is actually wrong,because the kids are meant to look like they have been put in a certain group,like the special class,to help them socialise,but are actually being kept apart,so they don't pickpocket each other.
They were very upset about being put in a special school,but never why...until later on in life.
by SomeoneNew May 01, 2012
school is a place for learning where you learn all sorts of different things and lots of people think 'when will i ever use this information in my life? why are they teaching this?' and the truth is that they don't know if or when you will use it so they teach it to you, just in case. at school you learn everything informational and technical you will ever need to know (or at least a basis) and this may seem like torture but it will really help you in life. you also get to meet people, find out what other people are like, find out what you are like. not only do you learn everything informational/technical, you also get a social understanding of life/friendship/relationships. you also fill up time in the day. yes you do wake up early in the morning but what else would you be doing? (ok sleeping, but what about when you wake up?) you might say 'going out with friends', but without school, you probably would never have met these people! so STOP bagging school and learn to appreciate it for what it is and appreciate how lucky you are to have it, because lots of kids all around the world can only dream of going to school.
'what are you doing today?'

'going out with friends'

'cool. where do you know these people from?'

'school, where else?'
by silverskechers322 October 10, 2011
Fucking useless where people called teachers teach you bullshit that wont use in life. You wasted 18 years of your whole life there instead u can be out exploring the world by yourself. The only reason the government wants school is because they are trying to give homeless people a job.

WHO THE FUCK LIKES SCHOOL SCHOOL CAN SUCK MY BALLS

fuck year balls bullshit school
by B-Brian=Anri May 26, 2010
1) The Way Democrats Try to brainwash innocent kids.

2) Where homework is assigned to people that are required to go to a place they hate
1) Teacher: Well i think Obama is just the best thing that could ever happen to us and we need more democratic presidents... don't you think?
Students: we are only middle schoolers... Who cares?

2) Teacher: and tonight on top of all your other homework please do page 89 all of the questions and show your work
Students:We come to school for 7+ hours and then you give us 2 hours worth of home work... How are we supposed to have a social life?
by themotherofallhell May 12, 2010
A place that is mainly boring but has several highlights such include;
1. Buying weed and coke in the bathroom
2. Fights
3. Blow jobs
4. Pissing off teachers/administrators
5. Hot chicks with camel toe
1. I bought a dime for us at school yesterday!
2. Did you see the fight between the two big black guys at lunch?!
3. Katie just gave me a BJ!
4. *Teacher* Sit your ass back down in you seat or go to the office again!
5. Chelsea has camel toe today! Haha! She is such a slut!
by Drop out if your smart! October 12, 2009
A place a child or teenager is sent to learn skills that are as useful as they choose to make them later on in life. It is highly useful, but incredibly underappreciated by the majority of those of school age, particularly Americans. It is also a place where these same students will be told repeatedly that 'These are the best days of your life.' They will be told that until they are old enough to realize that nobody who wasn't rich, brilliant, or an exceptional athlete in a highly competitive school would EVER go back to their high school years given the opportunity.
When I got stationed in South Korea, I realized that if I'd studied as hard as the locals in school, I could have made plenty of money and helped many people without ever joining the Army at all!
by redflygrrrl July 08, 2009
A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 04, 2009

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