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Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
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435.
A place for learning and social gathering.
When I went to school, I read a nice book and also got a girlfriend!
by KawaiiAnime November 02, 2003
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436.
An educational place that people hate because:

1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.
People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.
by Dj gs68 September 22, 2003
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437.
With out school, where do you gain knowledge to get a good job and not be homeless when you grow up. Sure you don't need a lot of money to be happy but you meet people at school, i'm sure everyone wants friends. If you don't go to school, you would only know the few kids that live near you.
Those that say school sucks are the the ones that are lazy, drug addicts, careless, have a low self-esteem probably because of recent person events. School is fun. I'm not the smartest of students, i'm about a B student but I have fun becaues i have friends. If any of you try at school work, and get good grade you wouldn't say it sucks. It also teaches you to solve problems properly and organizes you and prepares you for life. When you're young, and going to school, this is the only time in your life that you'll have as much free time as you do. School is good.
Kid: I don't wanna go to school
Any one else: just cause you're stupid doesn't mean it will stay that way for ever. TRY!!
by Smart kid August 21, 2007
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438.
School, a place of generalised learning; most do not appreciate 99% of what they learn there because they are too fucking stupid to see something beyond working at McDonalds and eating the crap they sell there. The level of distain for school is so immense that generalised dissing has become a platitude and is ignored by anyone with an IQ of over 10. People say there is no point in Maths, English, Science, Art, Music, History, Geography, Economics or any other subject I'd care to name.
McDonalds Moron: School sux
Normal human being:........

McDonalds Moron: What’s the point of school?
Answer none attempts to explain anymore: We need astro-physists, poets, mathematicians, economists, artists, musicians etc...
by Odin, Slayer of Giants November 01, 2005
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439.
University
"I gotta go to skool tommorow, I got 2 to 4pm."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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440.
Verb: to school
A speculative statement of someones abilities in bed (sex)
I bet she'd school me!
by GRR August 27, 2003
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441.
A good fun alternative to life, sex, career, friends, money, and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from education.
student 1: I soooo got an A on the test by pulling an all nighter. Doing all that studying outside of school really paid off.
student 2: Yeh that's awesome! It's kind of like being great at hacky sack in terms of not getting laid.
by Trynidee November 04, 2005
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