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Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
 
435.
a place that is benficcial to your future but yet is still so completely utterly boring after the first 5 minutes. it is cool though because you can meet so many hot guys and flirt with them. but still it is pretty boring but it will pay off in the long run so i guess it is okay.
1) when i went to school i was so sleepy but i didn't take a nap because i wanted to maintain my grades.
2) Damn i met this hot guy at school. he is my soulmate. we are gonna be together forever!
by t'sgirl September 28, 2004
 
436.
A place where people go to so they don't fail at life.
If you can't find x:If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x) = y, then you failed at life.Go to school.
by Nevershoutnever15 December 10, 2010
 
437.
A name for any institution of learning. Gets a pretty bad rep these days cuz of bad behavior in kids. ITS NOT THE SCHOOL'S FAULT!! If parents could actually teach kids moral values and how to act in this world, we wouldn't have such crappy schools. And "character education"?? Plz!! Doesn't help if some teachers teach it. A lot of parents just don't do their job.
I go to a school. Some psychotic kid whose parents beat him tried to jump me at the lockers. After the initial blows to the temple, he soon became a normal guy again and left praising God.
#OWNAGE#
by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005
 
438.
Besides all of the 'busy work' and assholes, school is pretty awesome. Meet chicks, make friends that may last you your whole life, and do some drugs.

The only things you have to worry about are keeping your grades up and not getting into too many fights.
Dude 1: School sucks ass! Hahah! I slept through all of my classes last week. I rule!

Dude 2: Way to go, dumbass. Have fun flipping my burgers.
by Cheesecake Truck September 06, 2004
 
439.
A place for learning and social gathering.
When I went to school, I read a nice book and also got a girlfriend!
by KawaiiAnime November 02, 2003
 
440.
To have sex, expecially rough or degarding sex, with a woman you don't really know (see "work").
Bitch got schooled.
by Big Steve September 10, 2003
 
441.
a place to play on computer games.
I play RuneScape at school.
by Har Har January 22, 2005