Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
A crappy place, where teachers bore you 2 death, and then u commit suicide!
School...............................GAY!
by J+G=PEPSI November 26, 2011
A government institution (In most countries) dedicated to teaching persons, from a young age, vital skills that allow them to enter into the work force and function in society. Despite the usefulness, the majority of said persons would rather bitch and moan about it than use it to their advantage. It is of great solace to the minority that the majority end up having a tough life.

The failure of this is also the primary cause for 65-70% of the internet sucking and nothing particularly interesting happening in the world today (Except for the economy, of course.)

That said, homework still sucks.
A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
school sucks..
-Urban Dictionary. (Note the badley speeling and nawt gewdly grameer?%)
by Riomerc January 26, 2009
A place, although it's boring, everyone loves to bitch about, whilst actually failing to acknowledge that you need to succeed in school to into any college, university, and 90% of good paying careers.
Jimmy dropped out because he was "too cool for school". Jimmy now has a wonderful career at Burger King, and suffers a lot from boredom and depression.
by Ben (Reprography) January 10, 2009
An establishment created by the government for the common good. While some subjects offered at public schools are frivolous, the majority of classes teach skills that can be applied in higher learning environments or real-life settings. Often regarded by ungrateful youths as a punishment or cruel confinement.

It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.
Hooray, I'm so glad that school is free! Now I can make something of my life instead of suckling the government's teat by living off of welfare because I didn't feel like going to class! I'm going to be a rocket scientist, while those who didn't apply themselves will spend the rest of their lives in abject poverty, bouncing from drug addiction to unplanned children to prostitution!
by Try to understand December 26, 2005
the utmost hell that is experienced for 12 years unless the stupid asshole that likes school wants to go to college
i will burn down the school if i have to go their one more fucking day!
by kathleen March 15, 2003
School is a building of classrooms, hallways, auditoriums, gymnasiums, labs, etc. The main purpose of school is to teach people from the ages 4-18. The core subjects are mainly English Language, History or Social Studies, Mathematics, and Science. Some students love school (I doubt it) some students believe school is alright and some students hate it.
Student #1- School is so BORING.

Student #2- I know right!

Student #1- I got a D on my science test.

Student #2- That sucks.

Student #1- It so does!
by westmads November 30, 2012
fucking gay place where u r forced through hard work, a sucky childhood,peer pressure, exams and arguements
it will be weird but get throught it
school sucks fucking stupid life
by tara05 November 25, 2005

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