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69.
Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:

-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.

=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.

~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!

Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!

High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
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36.
An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.
If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.
by Worker Unit #503,298,545 May 05, 2005
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37.
Another word for "tortchure." I place where you sit for 7 hours every single day bored out of your mind, and then to make it all worse, they give you homework so when you FINALLY get to go home and relax you remember..."oh wait, I cant relax, because I have HOMEWORK."
"Wow. This prison cell sure feels a lot like school."
by Jenna <3 September 03, 2005
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38.
a living nightmare
i hate school!!!
by i dunno March 31, 2003
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39.
a place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair
"what's wrong"
"I can't move my butt"
"Oh, must be school"
by Odochi November 26, 2006
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40.
The government's excuse of brainwashing us students.
School Teacher: QUIET!!!!

Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!

Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!
by James M. November 30, 2005
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41.
(n:)1 Another term for correctional facility. 2 Hell 3 The prime place where children are left so their parents can have it. 4 A place to learn new words on the bathroom stalls.
(Student 1): ready for hell on earth?
(student 2): got my nght stick right here!
by USSR November 27, 2003
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42.
School was once a place where people went to learn. Now teachers do nothing but try to teach children to fear authority. Yet, they don't even do that right. You see, I can flip off a teacher and get 2 days of ISS. Yet, I also get beat up by a couple of seniors who don't take any punishment. School is also a place where you are beaten up by bullies, and learn bad habbits.

Because of everything I said you probably think I hate school. Well your wrong. I get to talk to girls at school.
School would suck if it wasn't for girls.
by Okita-Sama April 01, 2005
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