Top Definition
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
by smokey July 26, 2003
A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.
Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*
by A person in a masked outfit January 09, 2012
just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all.

besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses.

isn't that an inconvenience.
School is where you learn, ok! A 13-year old is saying this.
by iamnotanerdsodealwithit September 24, 2010
1. School -n- used to address a hip older man or women as a sign of respect. ~ as in "Old School"

Term used in Dallas
What it do school? How you doin?
by BAYBRO July 10, 2009
One of many unexpected places to get butt raped. Other places include church and Uncle Steve's house
Student 1: Dude, I'm so glad we don't have school tomorrow
Student 2: For real, my butt couldn't take much more
by philpee2 December 05, 2008
Used to be a place where children would go to learn and acquire the tools that they would need in life. A place for education. Now, unless you're in a charter or Christian School, its hell on earth and you're learning all about the wrong things. A place not only hated by students, but also by the people who work there. Not all of the schools in America suck, just 95%
Person 1: My teacher said that the only reason why he was a teacher was for the health benefits.
Person 2: My teacher sent me an email today saying that he wants to have sex with me.
Person 3: My school just got closed down because it was the center of a drug ring.
by Detrimental Deity January 14, 2006
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
by Ben's son January 21, 2004

I Rather volenter for the hunger games than go to school
by killer robot December 14, 2014

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