I'm a sophmore in high school,and from what I've learned is that school is full of overweight teachers who are underpaid and make your life a living hell because they think your the ones paying them!They teach you senseless shit in all your classes.The food taste like the fat lunch lady poured rat shit from under the stove in to a batch of grease,but they're big on keeping you healthy!Not enough books and desks for everyone..I can keep going on,but a lot of you know what I'm talking about.
Besides all the negative shit,theres the girls turning into women,makeing friendships,the drama,and the good times.
Elementary school is the best years of your life.Field trips,makeing long-life friendships,growing up,etc..
Middle school-you start likeing girls,teachers threaten you with working at mcdonalds,everyone warns you about high school,and you think your ass is grown untill your a freshmen
Highschool-.....Everyone is going through puberty,girls start growing ass and tits and all you can think about is SEX!Teachers teach shit that your never gonna use regardless your profession later in life.You start driveing,drama is 10times stronger.And because all you could think about was the other sex and your myspace,ya ass is going to summer school!
As you takeing it in the ass,just remember the good times because this shit goes by fast
Teacher:"So can anyone give me the answer to this problem?"
2abc x x2 x 12/8 x pie
The only one who's awake:"Y are you teaching us this shit when you claim all of us is just gon be flippin burgers?!"
Teacher:"Ok,goto the front office with this referal!"
The only one who's awake:"Fuck you bitch!!"
Teacher:"You wanna come say that in my face?!"
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???
Welcome, I am the Government. We have a plan for your future, kid. Society will lap you like a wolf laps blood.more...
1. Curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. You will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “What a waist of space in my mind” You’d think.
2. Exams: It is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. Lower grades means lower respect. You will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. The alternative is to succumb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. It is easier this way. We promise.
3. Ritualistic mornings: This is the fun part! You now will have to awaken at early hours. Yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. Do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? That is how we want you to feel all the time. That is the point in early mornings.
4. Social humiliation: Yes, we didn’t plan this out. So don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. It not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. We guarantee it.
5. Repetitiveness: It is by the continuous repetitiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you.
6. Useless informat...
The other word for prison.
Hell=bad... you get the point
an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!
school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.
fucking school sucks balls