The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons:

1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded

2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard?

3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention.

4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing

5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't.

6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is.

7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up.

8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!?

9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students
The way I see it, all children should attend college after 5th grade. Think about it, you've learned all about America in 5th grade, you learned state history in 4th, you learn cursive and multiplying and dividing in 3rd, and basic social skills in the ones before that (which in elementary school, which is fun, actually encourages good social behaviour) And lets face it, anything after 5th you learn is a complete waste of time. After 5th grade in college you could study anything you want to that you are interested in working at. Then when your 16 or so you can contribute to socety.
by Spikesy May 29, 2006
School WELL Let Me Tell You About School Fokes...

A Place Where Teachers Think EVERYBODYS FRIENDS! Where You Can Be At Home An Hour Later But it TAKES The Teachers An Hour To Go Over The Work. PLUS Libary is More Crap Because The Libary Teacher Talks About Her Life..Then Reads The Most Boring Book in The Universe. RAISE YOUR HAND OR GET A PUNISH LITTLE KIDS. Plus The Girls Bathrooms Are Stupid Because Whenever The Girls See A Not Flushed Situation...They Scream Then They Go Tell The Teacher Somebody Took A Big Poop in The Bathroom. And Where The Mean Girls Get A Big Fat Punch in The Face From Me. But Thats Just The 1 Good Part.

EXAMPLE
Mean Girl: I'AM PREGNANT I NEED TO GET A TEST (Dumb Look On Face)

Everyone: :O REALLY?

Mean Girl: See!

Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: Your Soo Retarded....*Punch's Face*

Everyone: OMG YAYYYYYYYYY *SINGS* PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PLAY MY SONG AND THE BUTTERFLY'S FLY AWAY MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH-

Me:*Walks Away To Friends*

Friends:???? Why Are They ALWAYS Singing???

School is................
by Cornflakes1125 March 26, 2012
School is a boring place where the teachers torment you for 8 hours a day because they were beaten by their parents when they were younger and have all this anger and decide to take it out on innocent young minds.
School is really a prison.
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011
School is an institution that most everyon has, is, or will attend.

Now let me make this as clear as posible:
SCHOOL IS NOT HELL, IT IS NOT A PRISON, IT IS NOT A CONCENTRATION CAMP, AND IT IS NOT WHERE PEOPLE ARE ASSIMILATED!!

School is exactly what you make out of it. If you go around not giving a shit, it will be boring and unpreductive. If you go around with a bad attitude, it will be a place of anger and hate. But, if you go around with a good attitude and accually make an effort, it can be productive and possibly FUN.

So my advice is to not focus on the asshole students, the totalitarian teachers, and the useless busy work. If you get past that you could accually learn something. Trust me, its possible, but its all in how you look at it, and what your attitude is.
I've delt with the persecution, and the bad teachers, and the mounds of homework, but i chose to do extra activites, made friends, and carried a personality that made school fun. School is exactly what you make out of it.
by Darkshot77 March 31, 2008
People who hate this place are gonna be pissed when they realise they have to work for a living.
Jimmy thought school was a waste of time. He now drives a bus every day for 12 hour shifts to pay the rent.
by sape October 10, 2006
A place considered a hellhole by many. Dropping out of school would lead to having a shitty life, trust me.
by dj gs68 July 23, 2003
A place where reluctant children and teens go to learn and do classwork. Often it is a target of insult being called "Hell" "Prison" etc. Of course many of these people don't understand what they have and are too ignorant to see that if they were in differant circumstances they would wish for an education instead of a life of dull physical work. Sure school could be related to that dull physical work but of course it does open oppurtunities to get of it. You just have to get through 12 years.
"At home my parents are strict. They don't let me have a life because they think I'm gonna go and get into trouble, like drugs and other stuff. They don't even know that I'm not that stupid. I like school not because of the stupid work and teachers, but because it's the only place where I can see my friends. Overprotective parents suck."
by Nicolo March 31, 2003
A place where a teacher works.
Look up the definition of a 'teacher' from Not-so-bo-ri-ng.
by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003

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