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Welcome, I am the Government. We have a plan for your future, kid. Society will lap you like a wolf laps blood.

1. Curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. You will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “What a waist of space in my mind” You’d think.

2. Exams: It is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. Lower grades means lower respect. You will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. The alternative is to succumb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. It is easier this way. We promise.

3. Ritualistic mornings: This is the fun part! You now will have to awaken at early hours. Yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. Do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? That is how we want you to feel all the time. That is the point in early mornings.

4. Social humiliation: Yes, we didn’t plan this out. So don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. It not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. We guarantee it.

5. Repetitiveness: It is by the continuous repetitiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you.

6. Useless information: By presenting you with this information we can disallow independent thought. While you may begin to think for yourself your teacher, asking you to pay attention, will continually interrupt you. This is one of my favourites!

7. Obedience: Yes this is firmly set into the school world. Discipline, self-discipline, thought-discipline hell it’s all here! We take great pride in our ability to control you. Our shrill voices echoing down the corridor. Yes you needn’t ever feel safe, in or out of school. Be afraid, be very afraid.

8. Long term: This will last sometime; you probably won’t be able to remember a time you weren’t in school. No mode of comparison, excellent.

9. Holidays: We have carefully timed these so that they are long enough to maintain sanity but short enough to deter independent thought.

10. Work ethic: You cannot be a worker without work ethic.

We hope you enjoy your stay. Don’t try to escape, even if the gate is always open.
You are free to do as we tell you.
by billy bo bo June 04, 2005
 
57.
a place for parents to put there kids while they do amusing things
prison for kids where they are trapped for 7 hours
by hemp January 29, 2005
 
58.
A place where children are imprisoned and forced to listen to some flunkie could get a better job fill their head with lies and propaganda.

Also see prison
My school has big metal gates all around it, so they might as well just admit it's prison.
by Axem Chaotix June 11, 2005
 
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A place where anyone from small children to young adults are forcibly trained to the industrial life of liveing by an alarm clock and bell schedule. (think about it) Learning is just a side affect.
Oh damn, I'm gonna be late for school. (again, think about it, really hard)
by The Almighty Sapling July 11, 2004
 
60.
A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.
Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.

I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.
by biased, just like everyone else November 02, 2005
 
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School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.

School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
Who ever invented school should have been aborted.
by Good Sameritan November 01, 2005
 
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a place that the goverment makes you go to, that realy has no value. think about it, histoy? WTF. geography, plz. four years of english, manditory? why, am i not speaking it now, waste of class space. spanish/french/german/ect. ya, thats real imortant, 50 bucks says you never leave the county to live after school.
elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by.
Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.
So John, you want to play some football after school?
nah, i can't, i got histoy homework.
what? why? ou will never need history in life.
I know. I know.
by Kyle owens September 12, 2005
 
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See jail, hell, boring
Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.
by Mish October 26, 2004