Welcome, I am the Government. We have a plan for your future, kid. Society will lap you like a wolf laps blood.

1. Curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. You will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “What a waist of space in my mind” You’d think.

2. Exams: It is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. Lower grades means lower respect. You will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. The alternative is to succumb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. It is easier this way. We promise.

3. Ritualistic mornings: This is the fun part! You now will have to awaken at early hours. Yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. Do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? That is how we want you to feel all the time. That is the point in early mornings.

4. Social humiliation: Yes, we didn’t plan this out. So don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. It not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. We guarantee it.

5. Repetitiveness: It is by the continuous repetitiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you.

6. Useless information: By presenting you with this information we can disallow independent thought. While you may begin to think for yourself your teacher, asking you to pay attention, will continually interrupt you. This is one of my favourites!

7. Obedience: Yes this is firmly set into the school world. Discipline, self-discipline, thought-discipline hell it’s all here! We take great pride in our ability to control you. Our shrill voices echoing down the corridor. Yes you needn’t ever feel safe, in or out of school. Be afraid, be very afraid.

8. Long term: This will last sometime; you probably won’t be able to remember a time you weren’t in school. No mode of comparison, excellent.

9. Holidays: We have carefully timed these so that they are long enough to maintain sanity but short enough to deter independent thought.

10. Work ethic: You cannot be a worker without work ethic.

We hope you enjoy your stay. Don’t try to escape, even if the gate is always open.
You are free to do as we tell you.
by billy bo bo June 04, 2005
A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.
Sometimes I just hate school.
by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015
School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"
by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 02, 2014
S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
O.f
O.ur
L.ives
"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"
by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
a place were you learn things
Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness
by zD4 November 10, 2014
Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 02, 2014
1:Education camps, a place of forced learning with no end.
2: We're terrable thing happen such as learning.
Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy

Mom: what honey?

Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?

Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
by Peice of paper October 28, 2014
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