A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.
Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
by John Harris Ram December 8, 2018