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1. Page High School
Loacteed in Greensboro, NC.

The worst school anybody can think of.

Home to fake gangsters that claim to be a crip or a blood by wearing their colors and holding up fake gang signs. They vandelize the school by leaving their graffti in the bathrooms. White people act like whiggers most of the time and will get their asses kicked for it.

Full of ignorant racists. Every black student hates each other and it is ok for them to call white students racial slurs. If you run into them or bump them by accident (no matter what race you are), they will get on by shouting out wannabe rap lyrics.

The white students secretly hate all the black students and other white students who are not like them. They are the typical douche bag types that wear preepy cloths and act like complete jackass at friday night football games.

Most studnets show up to school in the morninig and have the ignorance to skip class. If you idiots showed up in the first place, then go to class or do not come to school to begin with.

If you are not a good old southern redneck or dirty south asshole, then you may want to think about transferring to another school.

No one has the balls to clean the school from this scum and for all we know, the school is going straight into the shit.
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2. The King's School
A boarding school founded in 1831, a school which hardens the soul, body and mind.
Situated in North Parramatta next to Tara Anglican school, Kings makes a good example of itself in sports and...more sports, mostly rugby,rowing and some more rugby.
With the FRAT system abolished around 2000-01, the arrogance level has shot through the roof, however peace has settled within the school.
There are different kinds of King'smen and they all are assigned 'Houses', each house is generally for different people.
Macarthur's aggies,
Kurrle's couldntcareless attitude,
Burkitts intellectual powers,
Whickhams ohsofrail residency,
Macquarie's striving for sports,
Bishop-Barkers authority,
Waddy's potheads,
Dalmas's lazy'ness
then theres the other houses such as Hake and Broughton, they are there for the ride.

Dr Timothy Hawkes AKA "Big-Tim" is the headmaster for the school at the moment, author of the 4 Learning and Leadership books which consist of 5 different questions.

Some of the language and popular phrases include:
- Rant
- Roidhouse!
- Trust meee
- Blackone pronounced "Bleckone" (?)
- Nutting!
- Dont get hard..
- Psyche! pronounced "Sike!"

Anything else is just quoted off of something funny they find off a Youtube video, example. "IM BEACHED IS!"

The Kingsmens natural enemy is St. Josephs high school,but in some instanc...
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3. Corsicana High School
Located in a town of around 25,000 people. Multi million football stadium but team cant ever manage to make it to the playoffs. The golf team almost has more members than the band, which is never heard at halftime. Favorite pastimes of students include drinking, drugs, and sex. It is not uncommon to walk down the hall and see a dozen pregnant girls macking on their baby daddy. The poverty rate in Corsicana is extremely high, as about 75% of the students recieve free/reduced lunch. Also, it is common to smell weed in the bathroom, esp. in B hall. Somehow, the good kids are always the ones to get in trouble. The school enforces a ridiculous dress code, and the focus on it is more important than the academics. If you have connections to the right people, you can get away with pretty much anything. The Fall of 2005 wasd marked with several incidents, including a fire which closed school for 2 days, multiple lockdowns due to guns, fire drills as a result to idiots pulling the alarm in class, and several bomb threats. Come graduation time, several seniors cannot graduate due to not being able to pass the TAKS test. It is a minority-majority school, for the numbers of mexicans and blacks outnumber the white. Most people say they will leave this town once they graduate, but end up staying here, raising thier kids, and becoming thier parents, never getting out. The biggest rival is Ennis High School, "The I45 Rivalry", even though we havent beat them in three years. The only sports...
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4. Lake washington high school
A school in kirkland washington. This school is filled with cunts and assholes for teachers. Most of them are old, and they beleive they are better than everyone else. There are some chill teachers but they are only the male history teachers or thr elective teachers, but if you like to smoke this is the place to go, the teachers do not care at all. Our football team sucks ass,our drill has hotter girls than chear. The girls at this school are idiots,you talk to one only because they have nice racks. And home of duchbag purple kangaroo. Most of the teachers hate thier jobs our are really strict when it comes to thier rules.
Lake washington high school sucks hairy,fat ass.

Girls at lw have nice racks, but the white bitches have nonexistant asses
5. Poway High School
A high school in San Diego that houses dropouts and crack addicts. Some of the characteristics of students that attend Poway High School may include:

Males:
Crackers
Niggas
Posers
Potheads
Jockstrap Thieves
Dingleberry Eating Contest Competitors

Females:
Cum Sluts
Alcoholics
Snooki Apprentices
1000 Girls, 1 cup
Bitch Fitters
Passing Out In Public due to Heavy Drinking from a failed attempt of a Party behind Wal-Mart and all its nasty inhabitants (customers).

As you can see, Poway High School is the ideal school for anyone.
A Poway High School student offered me drugs, but I refused because I don't fail in life and I know what the hell the difference is between a good football team and a bad one.
6. The Tome School
A college preparatory school in North East, Maryland that was previously located in Port Deposit, Maryland until it burned down in the late 1800s. It is known by the locals as an "uppy-preppy" school full of "rich spoiled brats". Overall, they are correct. The racial diversity of this institution consists of 2-3 ethnic students per grade. The entire school is only made up of about 500 people and it serves Kindergarden through 12th grade.

Sometimes called the Tom School, by idiots that never understoof phonics, is it a mediocre cultural hub but a beacon of perfect education. Most graduates go on to great colleges and do well. The students that are awaiting graduation tend to have a dead look about them because their souls have been sucked out by excessive homework and over-demanding teachers. One product of the Tome School can, and often is, social awkwardness and a mild form of aspergers. Students spend 8 hours a day with the same group of people and gradually become desensitized to normal conversation and social practices. They usually spend 4-8 hours at home doing homework or playing mindless computer games.

Sports are barely worth mentioning.

The Tome School: a strange sort of educational and social limbo for those in it, and a pretty building for those outside of it
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7. School
Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense
12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...
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