Schone-ing 

The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.

"How do you like your new manager?"

"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."

"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."

"Wow. Sorry to hear that."

"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"

Schone-ing by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012

Schöne, Lias

Schöneɪ, ˈlaɪəs
Used to describe someone's failure, even if their name is not Lias.

*Tom drops his phone*

- "Schöne, Lias"

Schöne, Lias by fritz565656 March 29, 2023

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

stefanie schneider by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

Schneef 

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Rob Schneider by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004