Scholes 

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.

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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.

Scholes by boffintim August 22, 2010

schoessler

Schoessler- anyone with this last name is completely amazing!!!!They work hard and play hard!!!!!

After a long day at work- OMG IM SUCH A SCHOESSLER!!!!!

schoessler by BedHead Tigi June 3, 2016

schome 

Dried semen

Crap, got some schome on my pants!

schome by JizzyStradlin September 30, 2009

schmesh

An obscure slang term used to mean definitely, affirmative, yeah, yes, or roger that.

Zerokool: Are you a fucking idiot?
Engage: Schmesh!

schmesh by Hadrian123 July 28, 2009

Shomes 

The oposite of a slut, used as an inuslt

this outfit is so shomes

Shomes by CNMLUVR22 October 5, 2010

Scholes 

A deeply depressed, lonely child with a strange, possibly sexual, fascination of short, red haired gentlemen.

It is likely that they also have a perverted fetish towards footballers from U13 accadamies across the 3rd world and runs a forum with other sexualy tormented folks like themselves.

Person A I dunno why i'm telling your this but love gingers me, strangely enough I also have growing tendancies towards your younger brother, the way he passed the ball around the field in that under 9s inter school tournament was majestic... He'll be a star one day.

Person B Your such a Scholes

Scholes by ManWithBigTesticles May 4, 2009

Scholes 

A complete fuckwit. Backstabbing robbing bastard usually ginger.
Who will concock a web of lies inorder to try weasel out of the shit they have done.

Hey you know how Kenny stole all that money from the charity?
Well he is telling everyone that it was you and Santa claus that did it!
What a completley scholes thing to do!

Scholes by Mareaman December 27, 2008